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This old joke made me laugh!

2009-01-06 13:22:40 by vdorod

In infants class the teacher asked the whole class to tell a story connected with their own family and
afterwards state the moral or the story.
Jenny was first." My Dads a farmer and when the chickens laid their eggs we put them all in a big basket and drove to the market. But on the way, the car hit a bump in the road and the basket fell over and all of the eggs smashed on the floor.... And the moral of the story is , dont put all of your eggs in one basket".
David was next." My Dads a farmer aswell and when we collected eight eggs we put them into an incubator. But only fourof them hatched.... And the moral of the story is dont count your chickens before they have hatched."
Billy was next. " My uncle Ted was shot down whilst flying a mission in the Iraq war. He parachuted to the ground and all he had with him was a flask of whiskey, so he drank it. He was surrounded by
twenty armed enemy soldiers and he killed them all in a few seconds with his bare hands."
The teacher said " That was a very interesting story Billy but what was the moral?"
" Well" said Billy " Dont fuck with Uncle Ted when hes had a drink."


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HadesHades

2009-01-06 14:47:53

Damn, that one made me laugh my spleen out... XD

vdorod responds:

Yeah I havent got a spleen now either.


VelvetEagleVelvetEagle

2009-04-25 18:47:09

I will name my first born after your uncle.


sorbitolsorbitol

2009-09-12 19:51:20

Your cartoons are fucking great! :D

vdorod responds:

Thanks, Ive got a few more in the pipeline..


StrangelyMauledStrangelyMauled

2009-12-30 23:14:35

Haha nice. That is awesome.


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